They call me Dr. Haas
/Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm Haas.
I'm interested in things.
As of today, I've officially completed all the requirements for my PhD.
So I'm not a real worm, but I am a real doctor.1
Dr. Worm has been stuck in my head for a few days. Now you too can share in my joy/misery.
1: As my grandmother joked: I'm not a "real" doctor, either because I'm not "the kind that helps people." (She agrees that a PhD is helpful, too.)